Copying the Copycat

OK - got this from Jess' blog and I am copying. OK - so I typed 'Jennifer Needs' into google and here is what I got....

1. Jennifer needs to slap Abby ASAP.
2. Jennifer needs flatware.
3. Jen needs to let go and get a life.
4. jennifer needs heavy visual depiction of her subject in order for it all to work (whatever the fuck that means)
5. Jennifer needs to make the rounds fast.
6. Jennifer needs to sex it up a little and decides to come out in a bit less without showing off too much.
7. Jennifer needs to keep improving.
8. Jennifer needs to soar in some way.
9. Jennifer needs to stop whining.
10. Jennifer needs help immediately with all of her bills (ain't that the fuckin' truth!)
11. Jennifer needs an explanation

and my favorite.................

Jennifer needs a Smack Daddy!!!!!